Jimmy was born..... For a long time, nothing happened... until he aged seven years. On that day, Jimmy awoke and decided to play guitar. But since guitars were scarce, and there were none to be found lying about in his neighborhood, he sought out professional assistance.

After testing, surveying, poking, prodding, probing, mapping and analyzing his brain function, Jimmy was deemed too young to play guitar by his music teacher, Jim Pasquale who advised him to start with drums. After all, as everyone knows (see also: Bill's Bio), it's much easier to pound on things. And so it was that Jimmy never learned to play guitar. Potentially sad, perhaps, but for the purposes of our story, a most wonderful beginning! [ More ]